Una Leyenda (sin acentos): El Sol y La Luna

Antes de que hubiera luz en el mundo los dioses de Teotihuacan hablaron entre si para decidir quienes iban dar luz al mundo. Para dar luz al mundo dos dioses tenian que echarse en una gran hoguera y morir. Por fin uno de los dioses mas jovenes se llama Tecuciztecatl, dijo que estaba dispuesto a echarse a la hoguera. Todos los dioses le felicitaron al joven. Entonces Tecuciztecatl pregunto a los otros dioses quien estaba tan valiente como el, quien tambien estaba dispuesto a morir para dar luz al mundo. Todos los dioses guardaron silencia entonces discutieron entre si hasta un dios viejito y humilde se levanto y dijo que estaba dispuesto a echarse a la hoguera tambien. Ese dios se llama Nanoatzin. Primero, los dioses no pensian que la vida de Nanoatzin estaba tan bueno como la vida de Tecuciztecatl, pero cuando el viejito dijo que el estaba el solo otro dios que estaba dispueesto a morir para dar luz al mundo todos los dioses le felicitaron a el mas que le felicitaron al joven. Luego los dioses hicieron la ropa muy fina necesaria para la ceremonia. Nadie comio durante la semana por todos estaban en un estado de meditacion. Cuando llego el dia encendieron una gran hoguera. Tecuciztecatl trato cuatro veces a echarse a la hoguera pero tenia miedo asi no podia. Entonces Nanoatzin entro la hoguera y se acosto tranquilmente. Todos los dioses dijeron "Grande es Nanoatzin!" con mucha reverencia. Tecuciztecatltenia verguenza y entro al fuego tambien. Todos los dioses esperaron hasta una luz aparecio en el este. Esta luz era la luz de Nanoatzin, el sol. La luz era muy brillante. Luego una otra luz tambien aparecio en el este, era la luz de Tecuciztecatl y era la luna. La luna era tan brillante como el sol. Los dioses no pensian que la luz de Tecuciztecatl debio ser tan brillante como la luz de Nanoatzin. Asi un dios agarro un conejo y lo arrojo a la luna. Hasta el dia de hoy el sol es mas brillante como la luna.

Wipeout v. Howie Do It

An interesting question arose at the dinner table last night when ABC's Wipeout had it's season premiere: "Is the show overly cruel?" My answer to this question is no for one main reason: peole choose to do this to themselves compared to Howie Do It (which could in my books be considered a cruel show) where unsuspecting victims are preyed upon by a snarky bald man and his camera crew. People don't sign up for Howie Do It there loving friends and/or family usually sign them up so that they can have a quick laugh as they watch their unsuspecting friend/family member be humiliated in front of however many million TV viewers plus the people in the audience. That, while being funny, is rather cruel. Contestants on Wipeout, on the other hand, sign up to be publically humilated in from of millions of TV viewers and some of them actually enjoy it. Thus, while the contestants on Wipeout are not only humiliated, bbut generally beaten up, it is not a cruel show because participation is voluntary whilst Howie Do It, where people or solely humiliated is a cruel show because participation is forced (subliminally speaking). So ends this short rant about what makes a show cruel.

If You are a Guy Don't Read This (trust me you will regret it if you do)

PMS (If you are a guy I bet you believe me now about regretting reading this) and the events that follow directly after it are somethiing that no one should ever have to endure and yet every woman (exepting those with medical differences) endure it every month. The degree of discomfort can very from barely noticing it to not even being able to walk. I would be one of those crippled women. Let's put it this way, if these are menstral cramps I fear that I may die during labour/birthing. When my time of the month roles around I become extraordinarily emotional (como las que estan embarazadas), bloated to the size of a first trimester pregnant woman, endure extreme amounts of pain (I am often awakened in the middle of the night by this pain and am somethimes un-willing to walk in a non-hunched over manner), and I generally become anemic to a certain degree (my hemoglobin dropped to 10.6 at one point I believe, normal is 13, I finally got mine back up to 12.9). Basically life sucks. School only makes life worse because if one becomes stressed one's cramps become unbearable and then one shrivels into a little ball. (Guys complain about aches and pains all the time but no guy ever had to endure a little piece of hell every month. Quite honestly they can be quite wussy at times and it rather annoys me.) So now (as in currently) I am majorly stressed and in quite a lot of pain. I have quite a bit of work to do this weekend and not really all the time in the world to do it. Let's list all of the things that are causing stress: AP Bio project due Wednesday, AP Lang Portfolio due Wednesday, AP Lang [impossible] essay due within three weeks, Spanish speaking finals due in 13 days, Spanish written final in 13 days, some sort of misunderstanding about work next fall that I care no to discuss, allergies, sinus infection, and I am very behind on this forsaken blog due to the fact that I have not been home lately due to family deaths and marrriages (actually only one of each, but one is more than enough) etc. And the fact that I have all of these things to do prevents me from doing the one thing that generally relieves my stress: ride. Grades come before my mental health I guess. Oh I forgot that I also have some things to get done before the Spain trip in three weeks from Thursday...great more work. I am almost beginning to regret doing all of these extracurricular things/difficult classes. I am so stressed and there is nothing I can do about it because I don't have the time and I am hormonally unstable which generally favors me brooding on the strongest emotion which in this case would be stress. I just remembered another stress item (or two), my Pre-calc class believes me to be an idiot (thus I fell like an idiot) and I have a pre-calc test to make up Thursday after school. Terrific. And I haven't been able to work out very much/consistantly and so not only to I feel fat, but I am fat and having all of the water weight from my freaking period is not helping me out at all. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am an emotional wreck. I need a vacation in which I do abolutely nothing. I need to get away. Speaking of which I was thinking today about what I am going to do after college and I decided that I might possibly be the kind of person who never really puts down roots and is constantly moving. Quite honestly that lifestyle would be okay with me. I'm already something of a loner at school and I like to keep to myself (it doesn't really bring me any pleasure to share my issues with other people, it's not their proble so it shouldn't be something they have to worry about). I could do the runner lifestyle, I might actually enjoy that. I think I have ranted about everything that I needed to rant about so let's wrap up this rant shall we. Stress sucks. PMS/Menstralness sucks. School sucks (at the moment). The end.

Red Shirts

I know that I haven't written about the season finale (which was absolutely superb) yet, but I realized something today that gave me the utterost confidence that there is a great chance that I will win my Lost bet. So I went to tv.com to see if Lost was still the top show of all time (it is) and decided for some reason or another and noticed a comment pertaining to the color of Juliet's shirt in the last episode. Her shirt was red. Now I am not a 'trekkie' by any means, but I did go see the new Star Trek movie (mainly because it was a J.J. Abrams [who directs Lost] movie with music by Michael Giachino) and I happen to know the significance of the red shirt being as my father and brother are huge trekkies. So I did a little digging and found that most everybody who died on Lost (people who you see, not nameless extras) were wearing red shirts when they died. Colors varied from reddish brown to pink, but were still in the general red category. Anyway a list of these characters would include:

1. Juliet (who I believe to be dead)
2. Neil 'Frogurt'
3. Shannon
4. Charlie (I believe his shirt was in the brown category)
5. Michael (whose shirt was also brown, but he was wearing a red shirt when he traded Kate, Sawyer, Jack, and Hurley for Walt)
6. Boone (instigator of the red shirt joke on the show)
7. Nikki
8. Charlotte (orange undershirt counts)

That's what I could find, there may be more, I just don't really have the energy to look. Anywho I believe that strengthens my argument that Juliet is indeed dead and therefore not with Sawyer, thus freeing up Sawyer to be with Kate...I win.

Last Minute Essay - I need FEEDBACK

So I am having a bit of trouble coming up with a topic for the final essay for this class and although I really appreciate ideas that have been brought to my attention I am still looking for alternatives.

Idea that has been brought to my attention:
As you my or may not know I own a horse (a mare, which is a female horse for all of you who are not equinely inclined) who gets into all sorts of shenanigans do to what seems to be an unnaturally high amount of female hormones (for those of you who are not getting the drift, my mare is for lack of a better word a slut which gets her into large amounts of trouble). Anyway she has done a few things in the past that my deter people from pursuing the act of horse-back riding and for those who do attempt to ride find that she is extremely difficult to control requiring very strong abs in order to keep her from moving at a breakneck speed. She is a very pretty mare with a personality much like mine (those who know me might also agree that this might deter someone from wanting anything to do with her), but those are probably the only two attributes a non-horse person would see in her (actually just the pretty thing as my previous statement negates the fact that she has two good attributes). Anyway it was suggested by one of my good friends that I write about why I keep riding despite all of the negative things surrounding the sport (and yes it is a sport). Negative things: trusting a one ton animal not to throw you off and kill you, putting up with the hormonal antics, feeding her everyday in winter, spring and fall (including the -50 degree windchill days), paying for hoof care every couple months, putting up with her spookiness, putting up with her hard mouth (which I am in the process of fixing), walking through mud, touching horse-mud on her legs in order to pick her feet and keep her from becoming lame, all these things and more should make a person run screaming for the sport and yet I relish in it. The problem with writing an essay about this is that I don't think I can explain why I keep doing it because it's not something you explain it's something you feel. However the more I write about this the more I actually think I could pull this essay off, but it would require visuals possibly including video accompanied by music which I have no idea how to procure.

If you have any other ideas for an essay for me please let me know,
Thanks very much.

In response to a comment about the top 100 TV show lists...

Hockey Flower said...
Those lists have disney channel on them. yick.Just because lost is popular does not mean it is not stupid. Just saying.
Banch said...
Yes that is unfortunate, but it is also a fact of life that the Disney Channel has managed to corrupt the minds of young children who watch the mind-numbing shows religiously forcing them to become popular. Their popularity could also be due to the fact that young children have much more time for TV in their daily schedules than people who have outgorwn the Disney Channel. This means that the shows that beat out the Disney Channel shows are truly beloved by the older public since the members of the older public (who are generally much too busy to watch TV during the week) make time in their busy schedules to watch these shows more often than the little kids watch their frufru kiddy shows. Since I doubt that anyone will actually read this comment I shall copy the run-on sentence argument into a short blogpost.

I say now (in response to reading the end of the comment, I really need to start reading the end of people's comments, I really don't know what my problem is, this has happened twice now, the first time I didn't read that my teacher had said to speak with him the next day about my paper until after I turned my paper in = EPIC FAIL) that even if it is stupid there still must be something about it that makes millions of people want to watch it.

The Pickles Have It

I like pickles so they are a positive influence on my life. Positive as in affirmative as in YES meaing I shall have a poll every week.

If You Ever Find Yourself Home Ill and Only in the Mood to Watch TV...

Due to my insufficient immune system I have spent much time watching TV lately as is custom when one is home sick. In doing so I have come up with a schedule of TV that I will watch when I am home sick:

9:00AM (if I am up by then and am in the mood to watch re-runs from the secon season) ER on TNT
10:00AM and 11:00AM (My favorite two hour block) Las Vegas on TNT (more on the excellence of this show later)
12:00Noon (Lunch) Tivoed episodes of Lost/In Plain Sight/ER or CSI: Miami on that one crime channel (24 for Shellesburg cable)
1:00PM (usually I am also workin on some form of schoolwork by this point in time unless I am truly dying of pain) From about noon to three there really isn't much on TV so if there aren't any fun marathons running on USA (i.e. House, Law and Order: SVU, In Plain Sight, or Burn Notice) I usually stick a movie in (yesterday I had to watch a movie as part of my HW so I stuck that in)
3:00ishPM Lost is on Scifi (it's season 4 re-runs at the moment so I will watch them) or Wife Swap is on Lifetime
4:00PM Gilmore Girls on ABC Family
5:00PM there is absolutely nothing on TV from 5-5thirty so I usually watch something that I have Tivoed
5:30PM Friends on TBS
6:00 and 6:30PM Friends on CW
7:00 varies from day to day:

• Monday: Dancing with the Stars on ABC or Chuck on NBC
• Tuesday: Biggest Loser on NBC
• Wednesday: Usually not home till eight when Lost is on ABC
• Thursday: Parks and Recreation on NBC
• Friday: Random movies on random channels or Supernanny at 8 on ABC
• During the weekend House or some other equally entertaining show is on USA

When I am sick I am usually done with staying conscious by Eight or so thus I go to bed. However with this round of illness I feel like someone is constantly using a sledgehammer to drive a railroad spike into the back of my head and the since laying down position usually irritates my massively infect sinuses and surrounding areas I have been finding sleep an incredibly difficult task to accomplish. In this case I usually read until ten or so then toss and turn for around two hours until exhaustion overcomes the pain and I lose consciousness. The battle has only just begun though for once I've had two to three hours of sleep and REM sets in the pain of my head is usually enough to wake me up in a cold sweat (from a fever?) and cause me to have to try to fall asleep all over again. Needless to say my nights lately have been less than pleasant. I go back to the doctor Tuesday to see if my infection deep sinus/head infection has cleared up (which I highly doubt being as I am in so much constant pain) and if it hasn't I shall be scheduled for surgery in the near future. My life is so great right now.

Note to the reader:

I am terribly sorry that all of my blog posts lately have been about me ranting about my horribly immunodeficient afflicted life, but being as the episode of Lost that was on last night was all the major flashforwards (from season 4) and early episode highlights (from this season) in chronological order I don't really have much else to talk about. Plus I haven't really been in an incredibly chipper mood due to the fact that AP exams keep getting closer which stresses me out quite a bit so obviously I'm not in the mood to write a Puff Piece (of course I've never really been in the mood to write a Puff Piece it's just not my nature). So once again I apologize for being such a downer and throwing so many pity parties for myself, but this really is the only place I can rant about this stuff.

Some Interesting Statistics From tv.vom (Yeah so this post won't count as far as word count goes)

100 Most Popular TV Shows as of Today:

1 Prison Break (rank show start - end score)
2 Lost 2004 - present 9.1
3 Desperate Housewives 2004 - present 8.8
4 Family Guy 1999 - present 9.1
5 House 2004 - present 9.2
6 Heroes 2006 - present 9.1
7 Grey's Anatomy 2005 - present 8.9
8 Gossip Girl 2007 - present 8.7
9 Bones 2005 - present 9.0
10 Smallville 2001 - present 8.9
11 NCIS 2003 - present 9.1
12 Supernatural 2005 - present 9.2
13 One Tree Hill 2003 - present 8.9
14 Scrubs 2001 - present 9.2
15 The Simpsons 1989 - present 9.2
16 Hannah Montana 2006 - present 8.5
17 How I Met Your Mother 2005 - present 9.1
18 24 2001 - present 9.1
19 SpongeBob SquarePants 1999 - present 8.6
20 Terminator: The Sarah Connor... 2008 - present 8.8
21 South Park 1997 - present 9.1
22 Dollhouse 2009 - present 8.0
23 CSI 2000 - present 9.1
24 Brothers & Sisters 2006 - present 9.0
25 The Office 2005 - present 9.1
26 Chuck 2007 - present 8.8
27 The Big Bang Theory 2007 - present 8.9
28 Naruto 2002 - present 8.9
29 The Unit 2006 - present 9.0
30 Fringe 2008 - present 8.6
31 CSI: NY 2004 - present 8.8
32 90210 2008 - present 7.8
33 The Mentalist 2008 - present 8.6
34 CSI: Miami 2002 - present 8.7
35 30 Rock 2006 - present 8.9
36 Criminal Minds 2005 - present 9.0
37 Bleach 2004 - present 8.9
38 Ghost Whisperer 2005 - present 8.8
39 Saturday Night Live 1975 - present 8.5
40 Law & Order: Criminal Intent 2001 - present 8.9
41 Harper's Island 2009 - present 6.9
42 The Amazing Race 2001 - present 8.9
43 Kings 2009 - present 8.2
44 Law & Order: Special Victims... 1999 - present 9.0
45 Two and a Half Men 2003 - present 9.0
46 Dexter 2006 - present 9.2
47 Pokémon 1998 - present 8.2
48 Friends 1994 - 2004 9.2
49 American Idol 2002 - present 7.6
50 ER 1994 - 2009 8.9
51 Avatar: The Last Airbender 2005 - 2008 9.1
52 Dragonball Z 1996 - 2003 8.9
53 Battlestar Galactica (2003) 2003 - present 9.1
54 Legend of the Seeker 2008 - present 8.6
55 American Dad! 2005 - present 8.4
56 Gilmore Girls 2000 - 2007 9.0
57 Private Practice 2007 - present 8.7
58 Primeval 2007 - present 8.6
59 iCarly 2007 - present 8.5
60 Numb3rs 2005 - present 8.9
61 Life 2007 - present 8.9
62 Breaking Bad 2008 - present 8.4
63 Ugly Betty 2006 - present 8.8
64 Charmed 1998 - 2006 8.9
65 Reaper 2007 - present 8.8
66 The Tudors 2007 - present 8.9
67 Wizards of Waverly Place 2007 - present 8.5
68 Degrassi: The Next Generation 2001 - present 8.9
69 Ben 10 2005 - 2008 8.8
70 Cold Case 2003 - present 8.9
71 Beverly Hills, 90210 1990 - 2000 8.6
72 Greek 2007 - present 8.6
73 True Blood 2008 - present 8.4
74 America's Next Top Model 2003 - present 8.2
75 Nip/Tuck 2003 - present 8.9
76 Extreme Makeover: Home Edition 2003 - present 8.9
77 My Name Is Earl 2005 - present 8.9
78 Pushing Daisies 2007 - present 8.9
79 Buffy the Vampire Slayer 1997 - 2003 9.1
80 The Girls Next Door 2005 - present 7.8
81 Dirty Sexy Money 2007 - 2009 8.8
82 Ben 10: Alien Force 2008 - present 8.7
83 Sonny with a Chance 2009 - present 7.5
84 In Plain Sight 2008 - present 7.7
85 Weeds 2005 - present 8.9
86 Castle 2009 - present 8.6
87 MythBusters 2003 - present 9.0
88 Rescue Me 2004 - present 9.0
89 Lie to Me 2009 - present 8.8
90 The O.C. 2003 - 2007 8.7
91 Kyle XY 2006 - 2009 8.9
92 Entourage 2004 - present 8.9
93 Stargate Atlantis 2004 - present 9.0
94 Seinfeld 1989 - 1998 9.1
95 Britain's Got Talent 2007 - present 8.2
96 Power Rangers 1993 - present 7.9
97 Without a Trace 2002 - present 9.0
98 Sex and the City 1998 - 2004 8.7
99 The Game 2006 - present 7.9
100 Robin Hood 2006 - present 8.9

100 Most Popular Shows This Week:
1 Lost 2004 - present
rank show start - end score
2 House 2004 - present 9.2
3 Heroes 2006 - present 9.1
4 Prison Break 2005 - present 9.1
5 Grey's Anatomy 2005 - present 8.9
6 Smallville 2001 - present 8.9
7 Gossip Girl 2007 - present 8.7
8 Family Guy 1999 - present 9.1
9 NCIS 2003 - present 9.1
10 Bones 2005 - present 9.0
11 Desperate Housewives 2004 - present 8.8
12 Supernatural 2005 - present 9.2
13 One Tree Hill 2003 - present 8.9
14 24 2001 - present 9.1
15 Scrubs 2001 - present 9.2
16 Terminator: The Sarah Connor... 2008 - present 8.8
17 How I Met Your Mother 2005 - present 9.1
18 Chuck 2007 - present 8.8
19 South Park 1997 - present 9.1
20 The Big Bang Theory 2007 - present 8.9
21 The Office 2005 - present 9.1
22 SpongeBob SquarePants 1999 - present 8.6
23 Fringe 2008 - present 8.6
24 American Idol 2002 - present 7.6
25 90210 2008 - present 7.8
26 CSI 2000 - present 9.1
27 The Simpsons 1989 - present 9.2
28 Dollhouse 2009 - present 8.0
29 Hannah Montana 2006 - present 8.5
30 CSI: NY 2004 - present 8.8
31 The Unit 2006 - present 9.0
32 The Mentalist 2008 - present 8.6
33 Naruto 2002 - present 8.9
34 Criminal Minds 2005 - present 9.0
35 Two and a Half Men 2003 - present 9.0
36 CSI: Miami 2002 - present 8.7
37 Ghost Whisperer 2005 - present 8.8
38 Harper's Island 2009 - present 6.9
39 30 Rock 2006 - present 8.9
40 Bleach 2004 - present 8.9
41 Brothers & Sisters 2006 - present 9.0
42 Saturday Night Live 1975 - present 8.5
43 Life 2007 - present 8.9
44 Friends 1994 - 2004 9.2
45 Law & Order: Special Victims... 1999 - present 9.0
46 ER 1994 - 2009 8.9
47 Private Practice 2007 - present 8.7
48 Gilmore Girls 2000 - 2007 9.0
49 Reaper 2007 - present 8.8
50 Pokémon 1998 - present 8.2
51 Avatar: The Last Airbender 2005 - 2008 9.1
52 Dragonball Z 1996 - 2003 8.9
53 America's Next Top Model 2003 - present 8.2
54 Charmed 1998 - 2006 8.9
55 Dexter 2006 - present 9.2
56 Battlestar Galactica (2003) 2003 - present 9.1
57 The Amazing Race 2001 - present 8.9
58 Numb3rs 2005 - present 8.9
59 Greek 2007 - present 8.6
60 Ugly Betty 2006 - present 8.8
61 iCarly 2007 - present 8.5
62 Shameless 2004 - present 8.9
63 Lie to Me 2009 - present 8.8
64 Cold Case 2003 - present 8.9
65 Legend of the Seeker 2008 - present 8.6
66 Without a Trace 2002 - present 9.0
67 The Tudors 2007 - present 8.9
68 Castle 2009 - present 8.6
69 Beverly Hills, 90210 1990 - 2000 8.6
70 Ben 10 2005 - 2008 8.8
71 Breaking Bad 2008 - present 8.4
72 Kings 2009 - present 8.2
73 American Dad! 2005 - present 8.4
74 My Name Is Earl 2005 - present 8.9
75 The Biggest Loser 2004 - present 8.1
76 The Hills 2006 - present 8.4
77 Ben 10: Alien Force 2008 - present 8.7
78 True Blood 2008 - present 8.4
79 Rescue Me 2004 - present 9.0
80 Doctor Who (2005) 2005 - present 9.0
81 Degrassi: The Next Generation 2001 - present 8.9
82 Home and Away 1988 - present 8.0
83 Nip/Tuck 2003 - present 8.9
84 Primeval 2007 - present 8.6
85 The Girls Next Door 2005 - present 7.8
86 Buffy the Vampire Slayer 1997 - 2003 9.1
87 Caprica 2009 - present 8.5
88 Sonny with a Chance 2009 - present 7.5
89 Dirty Sexy Money 2007 - 2009 8.8
90 Medium 2005 - present 8.9
91 Weeds 2005 - present 8.9
92 The Game 2006 - present 7.9
93 Hell's Kitchen 2005 - present 8.6
94 Dancing With the Stars 2005 - present 7.9
95 Seinfeld 1989 - 1998 9.1
96 Kyle XY 2006 - 2009 8.9
97 Law & Order 1990 - present 8.9
98 The O.C. 2003 - 2007 8.7
99 Red Dwarf 1988 - 1999 8.6
100 Wizards of Waverly Place 2007 - present 8.5

100 Most Popular Shows this Month:
1 Lost
rank show start - end score
2 House 2004 - present 9.2
3 Heroes 2006 - present 9.1
4 Grey's Anatomy 2005 - present 8.9
5 Smallville 2001 - present 8.9
6 Gossip Girl 2007 - present 8.7
7 Family Guy 1999 - present 9.1
8 Supernatural 2005 - present 9.2
9 One Tree Hill 2003 - present 8.9
10 NCIS 2003 - present 9.1
11 Desperate Housewives 2004 - present 8.8
12 Prison Break 2005 - present 9.1
13 Bones 2005 - present 9.0
14 American Idol 2002 - present 7.6
15 Terminator: The Sarah Connor... 2008 - present 8.8
16 How I Met Your Mother 2005 - present 9.1
17 Scrubs 2001 - present 9.2
18 24 2001 - present 9.1
19 The Office 2005 - present 9.1
20 South Park 1997 - present 9.1
21 Chuck 2007 - present 8.8
22 The Big Bang Theory 2007 - present 8.9
23 ER 1994 - 2009 8.9
24 Naruto 2002 - present 8.9
25 CSI 2000 - present 9.1
26 The Simpsons 1989 - present 9.2
27 Battlestar Galactica (2003) 2003 - present 9.1
28 The Mentalist 2008 - present 8.6
29 Fringe 2008 - present 8.6
30 Dollhouse 2009 - present 8.0
31 90210 2008 - present 7.8
32 Criminal Minds 2005 - present 9.0
33 CSI: NY 2004 - present 8.8
34 CSI: Miami 2002 - present 8.7
35 Two and a Half Men 2003 - present 9.0
36 Ghost Whisperer 2005 - present 8.8
37 Hannah Montana 2006 - present 8.5
38 The Unit 2006 - present 9.0
39 30 Rock 2006 - present 8.9
40 Bleach 2004 - present 8.9
41 Brothers & Sisters 2006 - present 9.0
42 Private Practice 2007 - present 8.7
43 Life 2007 - present 8.9
44 SpongeBob SquarePants 1999 - present 8.6
45 Friends 1994 - 2004 9.2
46 Law & Order: Special Victims... 1999 - present 9.0
47 Reaper 2007 - present 8.8
48 America's Next Top Model 2003 - present 8.2
49 Saturday Night Live 1975 - present 8.5
50 Dexter 2006 - present 9.2
51 Pokémon 1998 - present 8.2
52 Ugly Betty 2006 - present 8.8
53 Dragonball Z 1996 - 2003 8.9
54 Ben 10: Alien Force 2008 - present 8.7
55 Avatar: The Last Airbender 2005 - 2008 9.1
56 Charmed 1998 - 2006 8.9
57 Gilmore Girls 2000 - 2007 9.0
58 Legend of the Seeker 2008 - present 8.6
59 Numb3rs 2005 - present 8.9
60 Lie to Me 2009 - present 8.8
61 Kyle XY 2006 - 2009 8.9
62 Nip/Tuck 2003 - present 8.9
63 The Amazing Race 2001 - present 8.9
64 The Game 2006 - present 7.9
65 Ben 10 2005 - 2008 8.8
66 Greek 2007 - present 8.6
67 American Dad! 2005 - present 8.4
68 Cold Case 2003 - present 8.9
69 My Name Is Earl 2005 - present 8.9
70 Kings 2009 - present 8.2
71 Harper's Island 2009 - present 6.9
72 The Tudors 2007 - present 8.9
73 Skins 2007 - present 8.8
74 Castle 2009 - present 8.6
75 iCarly 2007 - present 8.5
76 Damages 2007 - present 8.9
77 Dancing With the Stars 2005 - present 7.9
78 Without a Trace 2002 - present 9.0
79 Dirty Sexy Money 2007 - 2009 8.8
80 Breaking Bad 2008 - present 8.4
81 Survivor 2000 - present 8.3
82 Beverly Hills, 90210 1990 - 2000 8.6
83 Degrassi: The Next Generation 2001 - present 8.9
84 Buffy the Vampire Slayer 1997 - 2003 9.1
85 True Blood 2008 - present 8.4
86 The Girls Next Door 2005 - present 7.8
87 The Biggest Loser 2004 - present 8.1
88 Life On Mars 2008 - 2009 8.3
89 Sex and the City 1998 - 2004 8.7
90 Seinfeld 1989 - 1998 9.1
91 Medium 2005 - present 8.9
92 Law & Order 1990 - present 8.9
93 Knight Rider 2008 - present 8.1
94 The Secret Life of the... 2008 - present 8.2
95 Home and Away 1988 - present 8.0
96 Eleventh Hour 2008 - present 8.0
97 Friday Night Lights 2006 - present 8.7
98 The O.C. 2003 - 2007 8.7
99 The Hills 2006 - present 8.4
100 Stargate Atlantis 2004 - present 9.0

100 Most Popular Shows of ALL TIME:
1LOST
2 Smallville
3 Prison Break
4 One Tree Hill
5 Grey's Anatomy
6 Heroes
7 Naruto
8 Avatar: The Last Airbender
9 House
10 Gilmore Girls
11 America's Next Top Model
12 Family Guy
13 Desperate Housewives
14 Charmed
15 The O.C.
16 24
17 Scrubs
18 CSI
19 South Park
20 Supernatural
21 ER
22 Nip/Tuck
23 7th Heaven
24 The Simpsons
25 NCIS
26 Hannah Montana
27 Battlestar Galactica
28 Stargate SG-1
29 The Office
30 Friends
31 Home and Away 1988 - present 8.0
32 Bones
33 Veronica Mars
34 Stargate Atlantis
35 Degrassi: The Next Generation
36 CSI: Miami
37 American Idol
38 Law & Order: Special Victims...
39 Inuyasha
40 Power Rangers
41 The Sopranos
42 CSI: NY
43 The 4400
44 Las Vegas
45 Newport Harbor: The Real...
46 Buffy the Vampire Slayer
47 Ugly Betty
48 Criminal Minds
49 The Suite Life of Zack & Cody
50 Angel
51 Justice League Unlimited
52 Dancing With the Stars
53 Pokémon
54 Bleach
55 Weeds
56 Without a Trace
57 Dragonball Z
58 Beverly Hills, 90210
59 Jericho
60 Ghost Whisperer
61 Alias
62 Everwood
63 Zoey 101
64 Seinfeld
65 Reba
66 Yu-Gi-Oh! GX
67 Full House
68 The X-Files
69 Entourage
70 That '70s Show
71 Danny Phantom
72 Teen Titans
73 Beauty and the Geek
74 Dexter
75 My Name Is Earl
76 Gossip Girl
77 SpongeBob SquarePants
78 Sex and the City
79 Kyle XY
80 How I Met Your Mother
81 Saturday Night Live
82 The Shield
83 Cold Case
84 Numb3rs
85 The L Word
86 Ben 10
87 The Bachelor
88 That's So Raven
89 The Unit
90 JAG
91 Law & Order
92 Survivor
93 So You Think You Can Dance
94 Brothers & Sisters
95 Boston Legal
96 The West Wing
97 Invasion
98 Rescue Me
99 The Amazing Race
100 Medium


Well it would appear that my favorite show is not so stupid, but rather quite popular. Think I made this up, well here's the proof.

I Forgot a Movie

So I finally broke down and watched Twilight and was quite amused. The movie actually sort of followed the book, but the over-dramatic-ness was really quite hilarious. I do admit there were only a few times in the movie that left me going "Really? No, I mean seriously, really?" It was a decent movie, I can see why a twilight fan would really enjoy it, but there is no way that I would ever spend money on it. I don't even spend money on the books, I borrow them from my kind and generous friends. I think the problem that I have with the Twilight series is that I read the first three books before they were really popular and got strange looks from people because iwas reading "a vampire book" which translates to "Fantasy" which translates to some form of the word nerd. Then all of the sudden millions of girls realized that within the nerdy fantasy book there was a slightly provacative love story so those miliions of potentially shallow fangirls took the nerd book and turned it into something that reminds me of the Disney Channel and the Jonas Brothers (both of which I despise). Suddenly it was cool if you read the nerd book and those who didn't (such as myself because I already had) were weird. Next came the obsession over Edward, every girl wanted to be Edward's girl but unfortunately they couldn't mainly because HE'S A FICTIONAL CHARACTER! Personally I think Edward is a little bit of a creeper. I don't know the book me cae mal ahora. I'm going to stop myself before I really start ranting, so back to the movie. The movie was okay, if you are the steriotypical fangirl go ahead and buy it (although if you are a steriotypical fangirl you would have bought it on the day it came out on DVD so the preceding sentece was absolutely unnecessary). If you're like me, borrow it and watch it with a group of friends who enjoy lauging at it (not with it) and making jokes about it. If you're somewhere in between rent it and watch it on your own.

Brief Movie Reviews

It seems to me that it has been a very long time since I have blogged about a movie so now I shall briefly describe movies I have seen recently and my thoughts about them.

The Fast and the Furious (the first one): In case there are people such as myself before 3 P.M. yesterday out there who have not seen this movie the plot follows an undercover cop who infiltrates/befriends a group/team of street/drag racers. He is investigating a string of highway robberies of semi-trucks that he believes this team of racers is responsible for. Along the way he falls in love with the head hauncho's (Dominic played by Vin Diesel) sister whose heart he breaks when he informs her that he is a cop. He is also blamed (by the FBI) for a premature arrest and therefore release of another dangerous racing team. After the cop finally figures out that it is indeed Dominic and his team who are robbing the semis he follows them out on a job and ends up saving the life of one of the team members as the truck driver was ready for the robbery and therefore armed with a shotgun. The movie ends with a lot of things left unresolved and therefore leaves the viewer with a hankering to see the sequel and now the third one which is either in theaters now, or will be soon. Quite honestly I enjoyed this movie, but people who have a low tolerance for bad language and gang-type activities (meaning a lot of lawlessness) will probably not. I do want to see the sequel and the third movie, but I doubt that I will ever buy them because the first two are on TV all of the time and I'm sure that eventually the third one will be on TV as well. If you want to see this movie I would suggest renting it or watching FX, TNT, or USA on the weekends.

Ferris Bueller's Day Off: I am ashamed that I hadn't seen this movie before last Friday. This movie is a classic about a teenage boy who concocts and brilliantly (but not quite flawlessly) executes a plan for skipping school, getting his girlfriend out of school, and taking his girlfriend and best friend for Chicago to spend the day. This is a must see. I would definately buy it. It is absolutely hilarious (and stupid, but hilarious).

The Simpson's Movie: If you like the Simpson's you'll like the movie. I didn't particularly enjoy it as that kind of stupid/funny isn't really my cup of tea, thus I would definately not waste any money on this movie.

The Holiday: This is a chickflick/romantic comedy. It's abot two girls who have just had their hearts broken who spend Christmas at each other's houses and manage to find love and happiness. It sounds really cheesy, but I, a person who despises corny chickflicks, really enjoyed it because mixed into the vast amounts of cheese was a ton of comedic relief. No, I wouldn't buy it, but I would watch it again on TV. I recomend this movie as an excellent break-up movie. If you haven't seen it and it's not going to be on TV anytime soon and you're really in the mood for a chickflick I would say go ahead and rent it otherwise just wait for it to be on TBS again.

My Best Friend's Wedding: Staged as a Romantic Comedy, but not you're average chick flick. It's about a woman who is asked to be the maid of honor at her ex-boyfriend's/best friend's wedding. They two had made a deal that if they were both unmarried at 30 they would marry each other. Well right as the woman (Julia Roberts) is about to turn 30 she gets a call from this guy asking her if she will be in his wedding. She says yes with the intentions of breaking up his wedding and winning him back. The movie is about her schemes and the turmoil she goes through in trying to get the wedding called off. If you're looking for a happy/sappy ending do not watch this movie. Personally, I think it could have been funnier, but that's just my perogative. It wasn't my favorite movie so I definately wouldn't spend any money to see it (I don't really want to see it again) but if you want to see it, wait for it to be on TBS.

Gran Torino: Absolutely the best movie I have seen this year. This movie is about a widower who befriends his Chinese neighbors and protects them from the neighbor hood gang. I'm not going to say anymore because I think everyone should go see this movie, or buy it when it comes out on DVD and find out what the movie is about for themselves. This movie combines a precise amount of comedy with a truly sad/dramatic situation. I laughed, I cryed, I loved it. I will be buying this movie when it comes out on DVD.

There is Something Wrong With Me (Health-wise)

So I have had a bad run of health lately that has left me rather clueless as to what's wrong with me. It all started about a month ago when I ended up with a horrible virus that rendered me unable to speak or breath for that matter as I was constantly coughing and in pain from a spectacularly raw throat. That lasted about a week. On Wednesday of that week I decided to go to school (you can't really miss a lot of school and expect to pass classes with my schedule) if for nothing else, than to pick-up the work that I missed so that I could start catching up. The next day I woke up and my eye wouldn't open all of the way so I couldn't see very well. I figured that I was just tired and that the blurry vision would pass (it didn't) I walked to the bathroom, looked in the mirror and saw that my eye was glued shut in one corner by a nastiness which I shall refer to as matter and the eye itself was bright red/pink. I hope that you have used some sort of argumentative reasoning to determine that I had pinkeye (the best and worst disease you could possibly be afflicted with). Pinkeye, as it turns out, is very contagious thus I stayed home so as not to infect the entire student body. By that afternoon I was on antibiotics so I figured that I would go to school the next day. The next morning I woke up and couldn't open my eye at all, it was glued shut by matter, so I stayed home once more.

The next week was Spring Break and by Sunday afternoon (the fourth day of the pinkeye infection) my eye was almost back to normal so I figured that I would be healthy throughout the rest of break. Monday was an excellent day, I felt great, the weather was lovely, and I was able to go to the Barn and ride my horse for quite a while that afternoon then relax that night. However, the next day (Tuesday) I woke up with a migraine above my left eye so I pretty much slept all day in attempt to get rid of it. Wednesday I felt okay, my head still hurt some, but it was nothing compared to the day before and I was able to function and start working on my homework (which I had intended to do on Tuesday).

Now we get to the health problem that has me rather perplexed/worried. Starting that Thursday I developed a migraine-like headache over my right eye which has progressively worsened. The week after Spring Break my eye/the area around my eye began to swell, that Wednesday the combination of swelling and pain caused me to miss school once again. I went to the doctor and was informed that all of the mucous created when I had my cough had gotten stuck in the sinus pocket behind my eye and was now infected which was causing the pain and the swelling so he put me on Augmentin to clear it up. Now two weeks later I finished the antibiotic Saturday morning and today (being Monday) my eye has started swelling again and my head is killing me. So I think I shall be going back to the doctor's office/hospital for some X-rays/further investigation in the near future and quite honestly I am a little worried. I can't imagine anything good causing a person's face to swell, but at the same time I really want the problem fixed.

Possible diagnoses:

1. Last week I went to the optomitrist for an annual check-up as well as to see what was causing some inflamation on/in my eye and found out that the pinkeye/sinisitis had caused an infection in my eye which I believe that doctor referred to as choroitis or something along those lines so perhaps this is some random side effect. However both of my eyes are infected and only one of them is swelling so...? Also she put be on antibiotic eyedrops that I believe should have cleared up that infection by now so I don't really think this is directly related to that.
2. Chronic migraines, my symptoms match those of a migraine but I don't believe that migraines usually last for a month so this is rather unlikely.
3. Brain Tumor? I don't have all of the symptoms of this, but still, you never know.

Symptoms:

I have had a migraine headache that doesn't change sides, dizziness (no fainting), stiff neck, extreme exhaustion, blurry vision, and sensitivity to light.

Hahaha...I do believe my theory is correct

So the season 5 finale Lost episode is called "The Incident (Part One)" which insinuates that my theory that "the incident" mentioned in the Swan Station orientation video does indeed involve the flight 815 survivors perhaps getting back to the future. This would also support my theory that said survivors get back to the future before young Ben comes back to New Otherton...intrigue. I can't wait!

Some of my Favorite Bloopers

In no particular order (Alias Season 3 bloopers are the best ever)
Lost Season 4:

Alias Season 3:

Lost Season 3 Bloopers:

ER Season 4 bloopers:

Estoy Muriendo

I feel like whining as I've had a pretty crappy run lately (don't think about that sentence too hard). So last week I came down with a respiration-ending cough that deprived me of air, my ability to speak, and sleep all week. I went to the doctor and after having two unpleasant tests run on me (influenza and mycoplasma) the doctor was able to determine that I had a virus and there was absolutely nothing she could do for me which was just spiffy. So Wednesday I was still coughing and couldn't speak (when I did speak I sounded a tad bit like Gollum) but I didn't think I was running a fever and my head ddidn't feel quite like it was going to explode so I decided to go to school at least to get the homework and such that I had missed. School went okay, but I had a ton of things to make up (i.e. major tests, papers, etcetera) which was just spectacular for me because by the time school was over and I was home all I wanted to do was sleep. Regardless of that I did all of my immediate homework and emailed a couple of papers to my AP Bio teacher just in case I couldn't go to school the next day (twas an off-chance at that point in time). Then I ate dinner, watched Lost ("Namaste") and went to bed. That night I woke up and for some odd reason that I didn't care to acknowledge couldn't see very well out of one eye (my vision was incredibly blurry), not seeing caused me no problem in gettting back to sleep, but the next morning when I woke up couldn't open my eye all the way, one corner seeme to be glued shut. I got up, went to the bathroom and looked in the mirror to my horror there was a ton of matter (gunk) in my eye and half of my eye was a lovely shade of hot pink. I went and told my mother figuring that pink-eye was no reason to miss school. Oh how wrong I was, pink-eye is incredibly contagious and is capable of spreading through a school like wildfire through a drought-stricken valley. Thus I went back to bed. That was a very miserable day, between hacking and not being able to rub my incredibly itching/burning eye. That afternoon I got my antibiotics (Z-pack) which did absolutely nothing to relieve anything, but made me non-contagious enough that I thought maybe, just maybe, I would be able to go to school the next day. Well, the next morning I woke up and couldn't open my eye at all so school went out the window once again. So I emailed my teachers for my homework and went back to bed. The next day I felt a little better, but still wasn't capable of doing uch other than sitting on the couch and watching television while coughing and trying not to rub my eye. the next day was more of the same (less pink and matter in my eye though). Monday was good, I took a friend of mine to the Barn and let her ride my horse. Tuesday was horrific I ended up with a tremendous migraine that caused half of my forehead to swell up to twice its normal size prompting people to ask if I had hit my head on something (which I hadn't). Wednesday was okay (yay, more Lost), but I had planned to do homeowork on Tuesday and Wednesday and since I slept through Tuesday I only had Wednesday and I spent most of Wednesday at church making soup and serving food so I didn't get much done. Thursday I had another migraine which was bad because I had a six-hour drive to Seward, Nebraska ahead of me (luckily I wasn't driving so I slept most of the way). Yesterday was fun I visited my sister's college (as in college visit) and watched Twilight for the first time (meh, twas okay) with her and her friends last night. Today I woke up and my eye was weird again (it's a little pink and there was quite a bit of junk in it) then worked for 3 and a half hours on my paper for AP Lang (which is really, REALLY BAD) and now it's done and I'm starting to get a migraine. Oh joy. I'm going to go heat up my lunch now.

Lost ER Doctors and Miscellaneous characters

In the

Here is a list thus far of people who have gone from ER to Lost (in no particular order):

1. Dr. Legaspi - Juliet Burke



2. Christian Shepherd - Dr. Div Cvetic



3. Bernard Nadler - Dr. Jack Kayson



4. Charles Widmore - Al Patterson (guy who sued Corday)



5. Dr. Marvin Candle - Neuro Resident



6. Marshal Edward Mars - Bum's Friend



7. Martin Keamey - Mr. Mooney



8. Danny Pickett - Boy's father



9. Jin Kwon - Ken Sung



10. Michael Dawson - Isaac Price



11. Rose Henderson - Dr. Rabb



12. Ohil - Chamber Tech



13. Anthony Cooper - Sgt. Pete Mattimore



14. Diane Jansen - Edith Landry



15. Carmen Reyes - Mrs. Landeta



16. Sarah EX-Shepherd - Roxanne Please



17. Leslie Arzt - Kyle Martin



18. Stuart Radzinsky - Rod Stillman



19. Amy Goodspeed - Julia Dupree



20. Colleen Pickett - Meg Riley



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Los Hermanos Jonas

Two words: Boy Band. What do boy bands have to offer the world? The answer: absolutamente nada. Seriously what is the world's fascination with the Jonas brothers? I don't get it. In my French class I sit next to two girls who are absolutely in love with different Jonas Brothers and Edward Cullen. Speaking of which what is the world's fascination with Twilight? What started it? What hooks teenage girls on boys who are fictional characters and boys that might as well be fictional characters for the chances that an average girl has at dating them (being as there are millions of girls in love with three boys).

I looked up the definition of boy band and this is the page that I got (http://www.dictionary.com/)
Boy Band - 1 dictionary result

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Main Entry:
boy band
Part of Speech:
n
Definition:
a formulaically organized pop music group of good-looking young men who can sing and dance

What does formulaically mean?
adjective
1.
made according to a formula; composed of formulas: a formulaic plot.
2.
being or constituting a formula: formulaic instructions.

In other words all Boy Bands are the same, love one, love them all.

Jogging Woes followed by a Random Rant

I successfully injured myself jogging again and so I regrettfully admit defeat by winter. I will not jog again until the snow is off the ground, but to stay in shape until then I shall use the trainer...........bike..........thing which will hopefully save my leg/foot from untimely destruction. I kinda need my foot. This completely off-topic and random post brought to you by cabin fever and stir craze. I have recently become a fan of ebay on which I was able to buy something brandnew cheaper than I found it at Wal-Mart (which I despise). If Wal-Mart and Target had to fight to the death my money would be on Wal-Mart. If the innaguration is Tuesday does that mean that the Biggest Loser won't be on? This would be the second time that last years election has interfered with said show, sad. Lost is on on Monday and Wednesday, but not on Tuesday. Thursday is a sad day, on Thirsday night one goes to bed almost completely defeated by a week of school and tests and homework with only the thought that one must get through yet another day of school before the end of the week. Tomorrow is Monday, which would usually be a bad thing except for the fact that it is a half day meaning that after doing nothing at school for almost four hours I will be able to come home and relax while cramming for an ap bio test that I successfully avoided with the snow days we had last week. I did manage to get most of my homework done though, although I should have gotten it all done being as I had five days of break. I did not spend those days huddled in front of the TV though, actually I had to bundle up in Carharts everyday and go to the Barn to feed my poor horse who is living in the pasture and had to weather the cold. I cannot wait until Spring and I will not have to make up anymore snow days because I will be in Spain. Hooray! End Rant.

Oy Vey!

Over the past week I attended school for 3 hours. Between being anemic, doctor visits, and the bitter cold I successfully avoided quite a bit of school, but had I actually attended school like everybody else I would only have spent 11.5ish hours out of a normal 40 hours, this is because I reside in Iowa (not the potato state, the corn state, and yes we do have electricity here). Monday there was an early dismissal due to a blizzard, Tuesday there was a late start due to the same blizzard (8 inches of fresh snow on top of the 6.5+ already existing which then proceeded to blow and drift), Wednesday, Thursday, Friday there was no school due to the fact that the air temperature never breached -13 (degrees fahrenheit) and the windchill never got above -30. We set record lows (for the viewing area of KCRG TV9) with -29 air temp and -51ish wind chill. As I recall the buses wouldn't start because the fuel was gelled up. This week was quite enjoyable and tomorrow is an ealry dismissal day thanks to conferences so score 1 for the students (except for the AP students such as myself who need to have read 50something chapters of the AP Bio book by the beginning of May regardless of the weather. Terrific.

Chick Flicks and Hallmark Movies

The two types of movies named in the title are the most irksome types of movies around. Yes being a girl I enjoy the occasional chick flick because they always end happily and involve some sort of complicated romance, but if you think about the concept of chick flicks too hard you eventually feel sad because you know that there is about a one in a million chance of what happened in the movie ever happening to you. Chick Flicks usually involve a girl finding the perfect guy and in turn finding true love. A girl who watches too many chick flicks usually gets into the mentality that it is incredibly possible to fall in love within a week and get married to live a perfect life with the man of their dreams within a month, now call me a cynic, but that is never going to happen, at least not that fast. The fact that the girls in these movies always end up getting their hearts broken and then mended generally by the same guy is also depressing because I'm sure that pretty much every girl out there knows that said scenario is generally not the case. Also chick flicks are generally incredibly predictable, the viewer knows exactly how the movie is going to end the moment all of the characters are introduced, where is the fun in watching a movie when you know how it's going to end? The same is true with Hallmark movies. They usually portray a 'real life' situation in which some sort of problem arises and then is resolved through a bunch of family-friendly events. Hallmark movies are meant to teach a lesson about family and love that either most people are already aware of and do not need pounded into their heads or other people don't care about. (Disregard the last part of the last sentence, I realize how confusing it reads.)

My question is how on earth do these movies manage to flourish in the box offices and on TV?
My point is that these movies are pointless, depressing, and stupid when watched over and over, but okay for the spontaneous/occasional viewing.